Every kiss doesn’t start with “k” you xenophobic jerks! It starts with a “b” in Spanish! And if all you’re getting is kisses for expensive jewelry, buddy you’re doing it wrong!
Just a friendly reminder before you all tuck in for a delicious thanksgiving meal, don’t be patronizing to your vegetarian family/friends that may be joining you. Most of us are quite kind and mean you no harm. I don’t really care if you want to eat turkey or ham. I’m a vegetarian, doesn’t mean you have to be. So save the decades old “vegetarian is just cave man for bad hunter” jokes and don’t waste precious time listing foods that contains meat and ask if we eat it. I’m quite happy munching on side dishes, and don’t be offended if we bring our own main dish. We don’t want to stress you out trying to figure out an alternative.
And vice versa vegetarian friends! You don’t need to going into a huge lecture (with or without a PowerPoint presentation) about big farms and there unclean conditions. You don’t need to scoff if your host was unaware of your eating habits. And don’t be pretentious! Enjoy a good meal with friends and family. Happy Thanksgiving!
I realize on Christmas some will shed a tear for a beautiful Christmas gift maybe others for that warm fuzzy feeling from family gathered. Then there’s me, I shall weep because the Doctor is going to Trenzalore.
The fan girl squeak that escaped me when David Tennant said “I don’t want to go.” Made everyone turn an stare at me. And I got that nice fan girl blush…
We only have a half day of school today because we’ll be on set for the afternoon. My students have been throwing this fact around like they’re big time movie stars and who am I to tell them any different. Our school was selected to be in an episode of Tanked on Animal Planet. They build custom fish tanks for business and celebrities. We’re going to be in one of their Christmas episodes. They’re building a custom fish tank for our city’s convention center. So our lessons are shorten today, on account of being called to be on set today. (I like throwing the fact around too)
I like to spell swear words with the Christmas stockings with initials on them at the store