My Corner of the Asylum

herochan:

Superheroes

Created by Ryan Hamilton

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Added to my existing wrist tattoos. Eventually it will go all the way around. (Those are stars from the headers on the Harry Potter pages.)

maysflower63:

Young Richard <3

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daily-superheroes:

BatMemehttp://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

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noctstiel:

noctstiel:

1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.

another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014

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welcometonormal:

First look at the upcoming comic sequel to Fight Club, via The Verge.

welcometonormal:

First look at the upcoming comic sequel to Fight Club, via The Verge.

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earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

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